Stash begone!!

Well, moustache day officially came and went. Unfortunately, I only saw one other dude with a moustache, and I am pretty sure I was the only guy that he saw too, because as we passed he smiled at me so big that his moustache almost disappeared behind his teeth. At that point I could here CJ’s voice saying “you know how I know you’re gay? You and the only other guy with a moustache just locked eyes and enjoyed a long and passionate encounter.” At that point I knew it was time to shave the stash. I decided that I would use the rest of the day to show the stash to as many people as possible. Luke called in the evening and wanted to go out for dinner to the Golden Corral, we unknowingly accepted. I invited one of my buddies from my mission so he could bask in the presence of the stash; he even brought a date who guessed I was a couple of years older than I actually am due to my moustache. After the first bite, I realized relatively quickly that the only thing worse than getting hit on by an obviously gay, moustache wearing BYU student was the food at Golden Corral. I think Luke enjoyed it though, since he was the only one of us to use a couple different plates; of course his enthusiasm may also have been due to the fact that we ended up paying for him because he forgot his wallet. Maybe he just knew that the only good meal at the Golden Corral is a free meal, and even then it’s pretty risky. When we got back home I went straight for the bathroom to shave this sucker off. I did end up shaving it into a Hitler and we even took a picture; however, in order to avoid multiple comment postings beginning with “you know how I know….” those pictures will not be posted. Anyways, the moustache is over, and school is on and aside from the $335 I spent on textbooks this morning, everything is going great.