So Aaron and I are now on a coed softball team with a bunch of his cousins and their spouses, and 2 nights ago we had our first game. We didn't have enough girls compared to guys so Aaron didn't play. He was the babysitter for the night. Well the last thing I expected in Provo, Utah was to be playing a team full of lesbians. You have to have a certain amount of women on each team, and you would think that the men would be the better players. Not in this case. These men, I mean women, were so butch and it was obvious that softball was their LIFE. After the first 2 innings we thought we were going to get beat 100 to 1. We were playing horrible, and of course the lesbians were hitting them out of the park. (I'm not just saying they are lesbian because they ALL had short spiky hair and unbelievable softball skills. They really were lesbians, one "couple" had matching tattoos on thier calves.) We eventually got our game together and came back, and only ended up loosing by 1 point. The final score was 10-9. I think we play them again, so next time we will be ready for them. It was a lot of fun, but unfortunately we will miss a couple of games because we will be out of town.

This is what Dahl and Haley did during the game. They gathered pinecones and stored them by the fence.

7 comments:
that would be fun to be on a league like that with your spouse. I love Dahls new haircut, We were actually going to go play one night with some friends that needed us but we were busy, to bad it would have been fun.
Stac...I beleive the Lesbian part...When I played ball at UVSC the softball team was full of them there as well! What is it with softball?
Brian has already said no to softball for our daughters!! haha for that very reason! Looks so fun though Stac!! How many people did you have on your team?
better be careful with the les thing - can't wait to see Dahl in a few weeks.
stacey if there is anything certain in this life,
softball=lesbian.
My husband and i played cooed softball one year and had a blast!! Thank fully we were in a coed league so no Lesbos! Good luck when you play them again!
I want to play baseball!! FUN
Sandra
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